Police work demands much of its officers and presents challenges that are unique to the profession. A recent series of unrelated but similar news reports help illustrate this obvious fact. Just in the past week or so, we’ve seen a distinct uptick in the number of “naked men” stories… What’s with these people? Meth, in some cases, apparently. Take this guy, for instance, arrested after tussling with police outside a convenience store. (Note the decisive action of the officers, one of which is a female.)
In other naked news of late:
- A man wearing only high heels fled police in Minnesota.
- Police in Arizona were forced to taze a naked man who was threatening his relatives.
- In South Carolina, a naked man stole a fire truck, killing a pedestrian.
- In Pennsylvania a naked man entered a Walmart and stole socks before being apprehended by police. This one even comes with surveillance video:
As ridiculous as these scenarios seem, they are, in fact, real and illustrate the “box of chocolates” nature of police work. Among their diverse skills and abilities, police officers must possess the presence of mind to act decisively, even in the face of nudity … nudity that is often accompanied with drug addled, belligerent behavior. So, as you’re evaluating your suitability for a law enforcement career, consider your capacity to handle these people. Confronting the crazies of American society, even when they come without clothes, is a core element of police work. Do you have what it takes?



